Trust me, it’s a buying opportunity

So you’ve seen the big news about our stock getting hammered because those frigtards at AT&T only activated 150,000 iPhones in the first two days, and from this people extrapolated that we mustn’t have sold as many iPhones as people thought. Folks, take a deep breath here. You know I can’t tell you what we’re going to report tomorrow. But keep the big picture in mind. Don’t worry about what we did or didn’t do in the last two days of a quarter. Think about the product. Think about the sense of childlike wonder. Think about how good you will feel owning Apple stock and holding it forever. Even if it goes down, you’ll still be proud to own it. Pride of ownership, that’s what we’re all about. That special feeling when you own something that not everybody else can own, something that makes you special and unique and, well, better than other people, something that even Robert Scoble holds over his head and cheers about. (enough, Ed.) Namaste. Buy our stock. Peace out.