See here. This hardcore left-wing blogger says young people today are “a whole generation of iTards who seem to care more for the state of technology than they do the state of America’s domestic and international health.” Not very respectful, Mr. Left Wing Blogger. Ever wonder why you dicks keep losing elections?

Anyhoo, for the record, I didn’t create the iTard nation. It’s been around for a while. Read some Mencken. Or look up “P.T. Barnum” on Wikipedia. I’m just dealing with the world as it is, my brother. Namaste.