A Slashtard asks …

Some idiot on Slashdot says he really, really, really wants to rip OS X out of his Mac and run nothing but Linux. But he wants all his Mac apps to run just as smoothly and, um, they don’t. See here. Money quote: “What I would like is an equivalent: a software compatibility layer that will allow Linux to run Mac OS X apps at native performance. … Does such a project exist yet? If not, why not?”

Why not? Um, for the same reason there’s no team out there working on a way to put a Volkswagen engine into a Ferrari. Because it makes no friggin sense. Trust me, pal. Stick with OS X. You’re much better off. I should know. I wrote it myself.