John Mayer, you are dead to me

We launch this kid’s career. We make him a superstar. And this is how he thanks us? Doing ads for BlackBerry? Wow. Talk about having no loyalty. Thanks bro. And yeah, I know, it’s just a sponsorship and you’re really using your iPhone and loving it and you wouldn’t use a BlackBerry in real life — whatever. Save your breath. And don’t bother calling up to tell me how my body is a wonderland, either. I’ve fallen for that one for the last time. I’ll be honest. This hurts, John. It really does.