I’ve tested this product personally, and give it my highest endorsement

The folks at Apple who screen new iPod accessories for our retail stores sent this over and I have to tell you, it’s fantastic for working out the knots in your neck and shoulders after a long day of typing. Really. The only mistake I made was letting Jon Ive borrow it. He called me today and told me I wasn’t getting it back. I could barely hear him over the moaning in the background. Damn you, Jon Ive!