A few iPhone units are having some battery problems

Not to fear. Any units that have this defect will be replaced. If you feel your phone starting to get hot, just bring it in to the store and stay calm. Don’t make a big deal about it. Don’t scream or raise your voice or otherwise harsh the vibe. Just come in, speak quietly to a genius, and we’ll slide you a new one. Okay? Everything’s gonna be cool as long as nobody panics.