David Pogue remains completely hypnotized

Or is it Steve-notized? Anyway. We love pulling pranks on the filthy hacks who cover Apple. Until now our best one was when we got Goatberg to jump up on a chair and go “baaa-baaa” while under hypnosis. But this one is way better. We got David Pogue of The New York Times to go sing a song about the iPhone. This one is so sick that Katie Cotton tried to stop us. She says David Pogue still has a tiny shred of integrity left and why can’t we just leave him alone. Well, we can’t. That’s why. Besides, have you ever seen the friggin mansion we built for that guy in Connecticut? He owes us. Big time.