Another iTard tale

Some guy stocked up on iPhones figuring he could sell them at a huge profit on eBay, only to discover that he, um, couldn’t. So he had to return them to the store. People, think about it. Did you really think we’d generate all that hype and then not have anything to sell? That’s something that Microsoft would do. Or Sony. Anyway, we’re all laughing our asses off in Cupertino these days. See here.

In an unrelated story, Jizzmodo reports that some iTard paid $305 for one of the paper bags that we put the iPhones in. No guff. See here. I know what you’re thinking. Is Apple doing this stuff itself in order to keep the mania going. Um, yes. It was Katie Cotton’s idea.