That’s what it says here in the Grauniad this morning. Money quote: “They’ve never been enemies; in fact, they’ve been friends for decades … there has never been any real animosity between them.” Author of this well-informed “insidery” article is one Charles Arthur. I’ve done some checking and nobody at Apple PR has ever heard of him. But I guess he really knows all about my relationship with the Beastmaster. Right. Charles, I’m afraid you’ve dentoned this one bigtime.