Pretenders to the iPhone throne

Maybe it’s my own fault for launching that search for Prince Toto Bouba. Naturally now we’re getting inundated with email from people claiming to be the prince. The guy in sunglasses is the prince we partied with at Cannes, but I’ve been told he’s the prince of some other country, not Angola. Other guy calls himself “Prince Bourbon,” which is close to “Bouba,” but come on. There’s no such country. Nice try, fakers. But you’re not getting an iPhone.