Now we’re hearing rumors of an uber PC coming out of Portugal

Or is it Brazil? Or some country that shares a border with Portugal and Brazil — I can’t remember the name but they have some weird language that doesn’t come from Indo-European and nobody can figure out where it came from. I don’t know. Anyway, here’s a shot of Pedro Pentelho of Companhia de Peidar Sancto showing off the Linux-based device at a press conference in Madrid earlier today. According to our engineering team this is a very nice machine and I hope you Portugalians are proud of yourselves. All those people who say Portugal is some kind of impoverished backwater should be ashamed of themselves. Now go eat some bacalhau and celebrate.