What do you expect from a bunch of filthy Swedes? Nokia’s Chief Technology Officer Tero Ojanpera [ed. note, you’re kidding right?] announced yesterday that touch screens are the way of the future. Nice to see Nokia waking up to this fact halfway through 2007. Kind of reminds me of Conan’s “In the Year 2000” bit. Look, “Tero” — if that really is your name — instead of waving around that clunky phone you should have been waving a white flag. Anyway, we understand what you’re saying. Saddle up the reindeer and ride off into the sunset back to your herring farm. The future belongs to Apple.