No, I will not join Facebook and be your "friend"

What the hell is up with the Facebook craze? This is exactly the kind of crap I hated when I was briefly in college and I hate it even more now. Every time I check my email I’ve got a bunch of requests from dickhead VCs telling me they’ve added me as a friend. You know what? If you were really my friend you wouldn’t be bugging me with bullshit like this. And if you really had anything worthwhile to do with your time you wouldn’t be fucking around on Facebook and Twitter. Jesus Christ. Does anyone do any actual work out here? Oh that’s right. I forgot. You’re a venture capitalist. This is what you do for work.