First he cooked up this stupid fake story about how the government was threatening to put him in jail for going to Cuba. Then he held the press conference to announce that he’d stored his movie in a safe house in Canada because he was afraid the fascists would come take his film away from him. (And this was news why?) Now this fat shameless shill is trying to draft on our hype by ginning up another fake controversy, saying here that Apple and AT&T are trying to distract attention from his dumbass movie which has the bad luck to be opening tomorrow.

Okay, fair enough, this last bit is made up. The site hosting that story is a satire site. But it’s a really well-done fake. And it gives me the opportunity to act outraged and to say that Michael Moore is a big fat stupid lying media whore. Man, that feels good.