I’m trying to get in on this VMware offering

But my broker says he doesn’t think I’ll get any. I’m like, Dude, Sergey is getting some. Larry is getting some. What the frig? Well for a while my guy just said it was really tight, oversubscribed, he’d see what he could do; then he just went dark and stopped returning my calls. Now I hear from someone else that apparently I’m considered poison because of the backdating stuff at Apple and VMware doesn’t want me getting anything and neither do their bankers. Fine. Just wait and see how much Apple does or doesn’t do to promote the big Macintosh desktop virtualization software you guys at VMware are announcing at the WWDC next week. Oops. Was that supposed to be a surprise? Sorry.