Greentards think they’re cute

See this insipid article where Greenpeace says Michael Dell and I are duking it out to see whose company can be greenest. Worse yet is that Greenpeace makes it seem like they’re the reason this is happening, like they tricked us into fighting each other. Oh Greenpeace, you’re so clever. What they don’t tell you is how these Greentards shake us down in private. Basically, they’re running a protection racket. We’ll play along for now, guys. But watch your back.