Goatberg bragging about his iPhone

See here. Guy goes to some Chronicle of Higher Ed conference and can’t resist showing off his iPhone. Fair enough, Walt wants everyone to think he’s cool. Bad news is he’s dissing it already. “I can already see some things I don’t like about it,” he says. “I don’t know whether I’ll give it a good review or not.” Trust me, Walt. You will. You definitely will. If you ever hope to speak to me again, you’ll drool all over this just like you drool over everything we do.