Check out this pathetic loser who created a website to beg people to send him money for an iPhone. What makes me sick is that apparently a lot of people actually did send him money. Folks, people who look like this, with the unibrow and the dumb eyewear, are not going to be allowed to buy iPhones. Okay? Supplies are limited, and we’re starting out with attractive people only. We’ve hired screeners for Apple and AT&T retail outlets. So please. No more money to this moron. I beg you.