Deutschland, Deutschland uber Greenpeace

Check out this photo of a German police boat driving over some Greentards who were trying to protest at the G8. Bad news is no activists were killed; but one was sliced up pretty badly by the props, so it wasn’t a total loss. Katie Cotton is looking into buying a fleet of these boats for us, including one that I’ll drive that has a stealth-mode electric motor and a keel made of razor blades. Perfect for slicing and dicing Greenpeace hippies.