Confession: My keynote smelled like ass

Let’s be honest. It wasn’t that good. I know it and you know it. I’m not going to spin it or lie to you. I’ve done better. Way better. But what can I do with the material I’m given? Okay, fair enough, maybe I raised everyone’s expectations with all that pre-keynote smack talk about how I was going to blow minds. I should have just kept quiet. But that’s not in my nature. Worse yet, I’m starting to look a little bit like John McEnroe and that worries me.