Beastmaster Bill speaking at Harvard today

He’s their big commencement speaker. Pretty sure he won’t be able to keep up with El Jobso, who is still the champion in the “greatest commencement speech of all time” competition. According to our spies, Bill’s speech is titled, “Shining Mediocrity: Why You Don’t Have to Be Great, or Even Good, to Win.” Basic thrust is that conventional wisdom about better mousetraps is incorrect, and that in fact the worst mousetrap is usually the one most people will choose. We’ll have a full report once it’s over. And please, someone, shoot some damn video and put it on YouTube.