Look at this pobrecito in Uruguay who got stuck with this piece of shit One Laptop Per Child machine. Looks really happy about it doesn’t he? (Photo comes from this story on Engadget.) Well, I can’t blame you pal. It’s a butt-ugly machine and the software doesn’t really work. And even though you’re living in deepest darkest Africa, you’re clued in enough to know that you’ve been stuck with a Third World machine, and you’ve got a little too much pride for that. Right? Using one of these is like eating food from Unicef. Don’t worry, young friend. We’ll get you an iMac and even an iPhone. Just as soon as we can convince your country’s government to spring for them.