As if you need one. He says he’d put Uncle Fester in his cabinet. See here. Says he thinks Ballmer would make a great technology czar. Apparently he is laboring under the misimpression that Ballmer actually knows something about technology. I’m sure that went over great at the D conference with a room full of Valley types. FWIW, McCain also said he thinks Vista is “awesome” and “totally secure” and that “Macs are for gay dudes and I’m not gay.”