Dear friends in the Defective by Design movement: I know you think this poster is going to scare people away from using iPods. I hate to tell you, but I think it’s actually helping sales. In any case I’m not sure it helps your cause to have weirdo losers like this carrying around pictures of women in bondage. Because it’s kind of what we all suspect you freaks secretly fantasize about when you’re sitting around in your pee-stained tighty whities downloading drivers. Right?

(Note to readers: After you click on the photo of the losers, click on the “Original” button at top of page and you’ll get a real closeup of Mr. Scary Goggle Wearing Guy. Don’t do this when there are kids around, though. You’ll scare them.)