Look at him. Poor bastard. On Friday night he was trying to sneak into our Apple store and get a MacBook Pro so he could see what a real computer looks like. Before he could get there he was taken down by the brain-eating zombies who were on the loose in Union Square. Ugly stuff. For more pix see this page. My favorite in the photo gallery is the one of the drag queen (I think) zombie who had the presence of mind to remember to wear a hip pack. Cool thing about San Francisco is that a couple hundred zombies can invade Union Square and most people don’t even notice. Looks pretty much like any SOMA club on a Friday night. Or the Halloween party in the Castro. Or a management meeting at Yelp.

Word on Scooter is that he’s critical but stable condition at UCSF Medical Center. He’s lost part of his brain but docs say it’s not likely anyone will notice.