This one is totally off topic. A cop in Michigan stole pot from the station, baked into brownies, ate them with his wife, and then freaked out and called 911, thinking they were dying. Something very similar happened to me in college only it was four-way acid and we all took a whole hit, ie a quadruple dose. Unreal. Happened again once up in Aspen, only it was cocaine and Bruce Willis had to restart my heart. Intense.

Much love to the dude who sent this in. According to his email he’s a professor at Harvard Medical School. Doc, I fear for your students. And your patients.