By day, Dr. James Gosling is a mild-mannered geek best known as the father of Java. But he’s also, it turns out, an extreme mutant. Yesterday at a Java conference he scared the shit out of the audience by transforming himself on stage into his terrifying alter ego, LUZOR, a mutant whose secret super power is the ability to create deadly software programs that are intended to put Microsoft out of business but which always fail due to Sun’s frigtarded marketing. Question: What is McNealy’s secret mutant persona, and when will he reveal it?