It’s true, I suck at math

See this story where a stock market expert explains how I made one of the dumbest trades of all time when I traded stock options for restricted shares. Money quote: “The exchange of the ESOs for the restricted cost Mr. Jobs over $4 billion. This is the most expensive and worst options trade ever made.” This is what I’ve been trying to tell the SEC and the US Attorney. I’m the victim here, people.