Speaking of WWDC, Friday marks the start of my one-month countdown period. We’ll be doing twice-a-day rehearsals in the re-creation of the Moscone Center that we’ve built here on the Apple campus. I’ve already started working with Katarina, my couture consultant, to find a new supplier for mock turtlenecks. Meanwhile my colorist, Annalisa, has been put on notice that starting Friday she has to cancel all other appointments so that I can have her on call, 24/7, until June 11. Not that there’s anything wrong. My beard is looking great. Just the right mix of salt and pepper. But I don’t want anything weird happening between now and the show.

Anyway, with all this on my plate, I may have to slow down my blogging. Or not. I’ll at least be checking that Forbes.com Org Chart Wiki to see if I’ve received any promotions or title changes. Peace out.