So Brent Schlender of Fortune, one my oldest and most trustworthy sycophants, has turned on me. See this review of Apple TV where he not only says the product isn’t very good — he actually compares it to a Zune! Then he goes a step further and tries to take a pee on the iPhone: “So it really makes you wonder whether the iPhone, when it finally arrives next month, will be clunky and misguided despite its gorgeousness and slick user interface.” Brent, I know you’re still angry about this post from last January where I called you my He-Whore. Well, no need to worry, because your He-Whore privileges have been revoked.