Rest in peace, Don Ho.
O troubadour of the tropics,
O football star,
O father of ten, you
kept yourself busy, apparently.
“Tiny Bubbles.”
That was your famous song.
But others made more money on it.
Bastards!
Still, you were the most
famous Ho in Hollywood.
And that is saying something.
You even had your own TV show.
I watched it once
while tripping on acid.
Intensedelic is the word I use
to describe the experience.
Don Imus called you “nappy-headed.”
Not very kind of him.
I’m glad he got fired.
Aloha.