Bad enough that he keeps taking credit for my designs. Now he’s trying to look like me, only in a more muscled-up and less heterosexual kind of way. Worst of all, people are falling for this baloney. He’s been edging me out in some TIME magazine poll of the most influential people in the world. See here. Reminds me of the way John Lasseter keeps going around pretending to be the big creative genius of Pixar. Fair enough, we let him do it, since it looks better for us to have a whole stable of geniuses. But come on. We know who thinks up those characters, right?

Note to readers: You can see the whole TIME mag list here. And you can even tell them what other people should have been on it. Like FSJ for example.