Fred Anderson, master of public relations

So Fred puts out his doofus statement to the press about how all the stuff he did was not actually his fault. And guess how the press responds? Well, they’re not exactly on Fred’s side. See this article by Charles Cooper in CNET with the headline, “Apple’s Not Sweating the Scandal.” Money quote from Charles is his opening line: “My first and last encounter with Fred Anderson occurred in 1996, when he lied to my face.”

Good work, Fred. You’ve really won them over. So keep running your mouth. Friggin traitor.