Pattie Dunn goes free, yay!

I must say, folks out here are pretty psyched about the outcome of this crazy HP spying scandal. Oh I’m sure all those simpering wimps in the media will write a few more hand-wringing pieces about how violated they felt. Then they’ll go back to their usual job of digging up trash and gossip on people. By the way have you noticed nobody’s heard much from that big mouth Tom Perkins lately? Turns out the AG is considering bringing charges against him. They want to charge him with first-degree asshole-ism. There, I said it.