I’m flattered — but also scared?

A reader sent in a comment alerting us to her FSJ fan site. See here. It’s a blog called “Fake Steve Job’s [sic} Fake Fan.” Not sure how to feel about this. One the one hand, the photo of his “lady” looks pretty hot. And her posts about us having some kind of “9 and 1/2 Weeks” sexy time together, well, I haven’t been this turned on since Bike Helmet Girl dick-teased me. Long as it doesn’t morph into “Fatal Attraction.”