God I have been waiting and waiting for this one. Finally someone has figured out what these shakedown artists at Greenpeace are all about, and dared to admit that they’re wrong about us. See here. Goddamn but Jerry York was right; we should never have put Al Gore on our board. Just makes us a target for loonies.

Much love, Businessweek. You are brave to publish this. Arik Hesseldahl, we are tearing up our old dossier on you and starting a new one, with fewer bad items. I mean it. Look for it soon. In the spirit of “radical transparency” I think we should share it. Mwah.