Eat my ass, Fortune magazine


So the same frigtarded reporter — oh, I’m sorry, “senior editor at large” — who thought he was such a big smart-ass back in 2001 when he made up some lies about how much I was being paid, now finds it in his tiny heart to offer a mealy-mouthed half-apology here. Money quote: “Smart-aleck journalists aren’t always smart.” No guff, Geoff Colvin. Apology accepted. And as for calling me “one of Silicon Valley’s leading egomaniacs,” well, takes one to know one. Moron.