Bono himself writes in and says:
“Dear fake steve,
Long time reader, first time caller. I’m a big fan of your blog but you’ve made a mistake when you claim I’ve been celebrating Paddy’s Day. It’s true I’m Irish, but St. Patrick as you may know is a Catholic saint. And I’m a Protestant. My heavy drinking at the weekend had nothing to do with dear St. Patrick the snake-driver.
Your pal,