Contest: Help Anna Wintour come up with a new name for "blog"

Check it out here. Freaky old Anna Wintour, aka Skeletor, wants her writers to do some blogging but she doesn’t want to call it blogging. I think maybe “blog” sounds too fat. Let’s try to help her out. Candidate words should have six letter or less, and look like they haven’t eaten, ever. Seriously. Can you believe this heinous ugly skank actually runs the world’s most important fashion magazine? WTF? It’s like having Bill Gates run the world’s biggest software company. Oh wait.