Via email they send a formal letter in PDF format responding to my recent post about him stealing my material. They’re saying that not only did Mr. Mosquito Penis not steal my joke, that in fact I stole it from him, and they’re demanding I pay damages to him. They want $10,000 in “royalties” on the joke, plus $10,000 for using his photo without permission, plus $50,000 for defamation, and a full apology and retraction. Man, these Hollywood blood suckers are just mindblowing. Look, lawyers, back off okay? I know it sucks working for that donut humper Bill Maher. I feel for you. I do. I’ll send you all free fake Zunes to show I care. And as for the damages, you can find my answer here.