Wet work

So you’re IBM. You’ve got thousands of dead-wood lifers hanging around doing nothing but you don’t have the stomach to purge them. What do you do? You move them into your PC group, then sell that group to the Chinese, and let them do the wet work for you.

UPDATE: In response to complaints, I’ve taken down the photo of the recent Lenovo layoffs. It’s ugly, I know. Hope your karma is restored. Namaste.