Well this is why I hate bloggers

Goddamn guys at Gizmodo totally try to sensationalize my new love thang with Wired News. See here. You know it’s just such typical tabloid journalism to try to cheapen a lovely relationship into some kind of tawdry hookup that’s all about the Benjamins. Although they do call me a “geek parody god,” which is pretty cool. Much love, Gizmodo. Namaste.