They’re like, Jobso, dude, what are you thinking? You’re blogging again? We told you, you can’t be out there making fun of the SEC lawyers and U.S. attorneys at the same time they’re trying to bring a case against you. I’m like, You know what? It’s PR. It’s marketing. It’s the battle for public opinion. Everybody else who gets in trouble like this, like Martha and Quattrone, first thing they do is clam up. And all it does is make things worse. It makes them look guilty. And I’m not guilty. So I’m not going to apologize. And I’m not gonna shut up. Honestly. I’m blogging, and they can eat my friggin shorts. They think they’re gonna push me around? I’m friggin Steve Jobs! I invented the friggin iPod. Have you heard of it? So look, SEC dudes and US attorneys and Eliot Spitzer and whoever else. Here’s my deal. You want to rumble? You want to make your bones by taking down a celebrity CEO? Bring the noise, frigtards. I’ll give you a war like you’ve never seen.

I told the Apple lawyers this. Look, I know you went to law school. I know you understand the law. We hope. But you don’t understand marketing. You don’t understand public image. That’s my specialty. I’m the greatest friggin show on earth. Trust me on this one. I know what I’m doing.