It’s not that we don’t like Latin America

It’s just that we don’t like them that much. Despite what the sensationalists at Gizmodo allege here. And please don’t write in saying I’m racist because I totally have nothing but Mexicans on my grounds crew, and I always make a point of speaking to them (yes, in Mexican) on my way into the building. Like I’ll say, Bonjour, amigos. You’re doing a totally bueno job. Muchas gracias.