I’m thinking of taking Apple private

This was Bono’s idea. He’s now a big private equity guy, in case you hadn’t heard. So last night we’re both baked and watching an old Cheech and Chong movie and he goes, You know wha? Youse oughta go proivate. So we started thinking about it. Ran some numbers. Then we called up some people who actually know how to run numbers and found out our numbers were off by like a factor of a hundred. Nonetheless, these guys still think it could work. Then we tell the SEC and everybody else to bugger off, we’re private, nothing to see here folks, move along, you don’t have to go home but you can’t stay here. That kind of thing. Well, Blackstone and Carlyle want to get together. I’ll keep you informed. Much love, Bono.