Well here I am with Michael Dell at some event in Austin last week about teachers. See here for some good quotes from yours truly on why teachers are such frigtards.

Anyhoo, Michael and I have a testy relationship at best. But here we are trying to look like pals. Check out my very, very sincere smile. Incredibly convincing right?

Well, put some quotes with the photo, and you might win a fake iPhone. Or at least a fake circuit board.