I swear to the holy virgin mother of you-know-who. (Hint: he’s my distant ancestor). Please read the comments in this week’s religious-themed caption contest. It’s only been a few hours and there are already so many good ones. Dudes, and dudettes, I love you all. Honestly. The stuff is brilliant. Right now, in my time of dire need, these wonderful hymns and prayers have cheered me immensely. Please keep it rolling in.