I too have a dream

I dream that one day, end users will not put up with frigtarded Windows, with reboots and crashes and apps interfering with one another; with Basic edition, and Home edition, and Professional edition, and Semi-Professional, and Premium, and Ultra, and Super and Super Ultra Premium Unleaded; with lock-in, and abusive EULAs; with Zunes and other un-beautiful objects. Oh, I have a dream, brothers and sisters, of a world of spare, Zen-like simplicity, where sleek shiny objects restore a sense of childlike wonder to our lives, and no one ever needs to use a stylus. Oh yes! I have a dream.