Cisco’s suing us. Oh, I’m shaking.

Please. These jagoffs totally copied us. They stole iPhone from us and got some trademark and then rushed their product into the market a few weeks ahead of us. I don’t even know why we should deal with them. Chambers called me up and tried to do his “good old boy” routine on me. I’m like, Look, hillbilly, we ain’t paying you a dime for the name iPhone. Cause we own i-Everything. Check it out. Patented, copyrighted, trademarked. Makes me sad to see Cisco trying to draft on our momentum and get some headlines by suing us. But this is the evil nature of so many people out here in the Valley. Just pure greedheads. Well, we won’t lower ourselves to their level, but we’ll work this out somehow. Peace out. Namaste.