Rest in peace, James Brown.
O Godfather of Soul,
O hardest working man,
O sex machine, you
auditioned for Mulan, Shrek & Dreamgirls
but Eddie Murphy, the lover of shemales,
stole your act & got
those parts instead.
Bastard!
John Ive says you were domestically
violent & did time in jail. Not
very kind of him.
“I feel good.”
That was your theme song.
Not anymore.